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Dumb luck for a dumb driver
[Serious Character ON]: As soon as I got home, I was told that there had been an accident involving my daughter-in-lost. (Yes, lost in a world all to her own) I wondered the usual "Where, When, How, Is she okay? etc... but nobody knew except that it was just around the corner from our house! So me, and my gimpy leg, set off around the corner, thinking "Okay, it's probably just in the ditch." That was until I came around the corner and saw THIS! [Alright, most real men will agree that chicks (as a rule) suck at driving. It's a fact, look at the raceways and count the winners, look at the traffic and see who's forgot the turn-signal switch etc... and look at the average woman's knowledge of anything mechanical and you get the idea. Sorry gals, but it's true.] Anyway, when I saw this, my hobble rate, as well as my heart rate, picked up radically! Freaking out, I'm stunned at the sight and, beginning to cry, knowing she has got to be hurt! The EMT's are already there, so is the cop and luckily, the property owner, with cell phone camera. She snapped these incredible pictures and after finding out that the D.I.L. is okay, I realize I'm shaking and am a nervous wreck. The cause? Long story short, she was either yammering on her cell phone, dicking around with her make-up, eating, firing up a blunt or all of the above! Not only is her I.Q. around room temperature, but, as a chick, CAN'T FREAKIN' DRIVE! Reason why? She doesn't even know HOW she wrecked the car! Case closed. More pics ahead. BACK TO MY OWN PRIVATE "I'M IN HELL"
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