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I live on the cusp, where city and rural meet. Morons from the city drive out too fast for the curves that are not lit up with flashing neon signs, continue straight ahead until it is too late, then their stupid little rice-rocket gets a good pranging on the rather unforgiving ditches, guardrails and embankments. Then we have the rubes from the hills who get drunk and think they're cowboys and are "comin' ta town ta git a lil' action!" These imbeciles are typically going 80 m.p,h. when they enter the city and "WHOOOMPH!" In a blaze of stupidity and glory, their truck is upside-down in the irrigation ditch. So after a while, I've learned to start taking my camera to these events that either wake us up in the middle of the night or happen typically on a weekend evening. You hear the eerie: SSSsssccccccrrrrreeeeeeeeeccccccchhhhhhHHH Then: BOOM, BAM, CRACK, CLATTER and WHAM! Followed by either: GOD DAMMIT! SON-OF-A-BITCH! F**K Or: VVvvvrrrrrooooooommmmmmMMMM VVVVRRRROOOOMMMM - SHIT! VVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM The sound of tires screeching trying to make traction so the drunk can drive away before the Gestapo arrives. Some make it, some don't. Some run away and some sit there quivering. What is next, is a collection of accidents, aftermath and what happened. This file will never end as long as cars are on the road with idiots behind the wheel. So, get ready for some fun and yet tragic pictures as time goes by. Right now, it is quite small, but guaranteed to grow! Just click "ENTER" and you will be taken to Idiots Lane. |
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