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I laughed so hard I cried!
Yep, that's me alright!
Bent over and crippled from a quarter century
of construction in some of the most brutal conditions you could imagine.
Add to that my youthful indiscretions, car
crashes, getting myself in trouble and my love for things that go fast! Problem
is, those things that go fast can have a tendency to stop really fast too, and
that kind of puts one at a disadvantage in the laws of physics.
But I wouldn't take back any of the skiing
(water and snow) and flying through the air as far as I could on the slope,
cutting through the wind like there was no tomorrow.
I loved the illegal car races and my record
for car flying - once going airborne over 75 feet in a 69 Nova and landing on
all fours, plus the rolling over in dune buggies and flying around on quads.
The years spent as a firefighter and
water-rescue on the Northern Pacific ocean going over swells and breakers up to
twenty-five feet high to save lives, being inside fires so hot it melted my
equipment, lived through a flash-over that brought the roof down on us. (Hollywood calls it a "back-draft" -
r i g h t . . . A "back-draft" is getting buggered by a
heavy-breather!)
The parties, the girls, the intense fun of
living on the edge, the adrenalin rush of seeing who will chicken out first. All
in fun, never hurting anyone. Now, stuff such as that, the fascist pigs
police would throw you in the hoosegow for a long time.
Sure, I'm busted up today, but what is life
for? To count the number of years one can expect to stay alive, or to live each
day as if it were your last? To put in your time on a job, or to take the risk
of doing it all on your own and reaping the reward of saying, "I designed
and built that!" To show someone a structure that will remain standing
long after I'm gone as a monument to my intellect and determination. Any
self-made individual will point with pride to his creations, his work, his
manifest.
I'm not bitter, getting a bit fed up with the
pain, but luckily I have the support of others to help me get through each day.
That is why I can laugh at this cartoon - it's me in some ways, but it was I who
made the decision to use my own body to build stuff, not some foreman standing
on the ground belching out orders, it was my mind, my work ethic and my will
that made me do things that most people would never try to accomplish.
So when the time comes and I'm looking up at
the daisies, pour a little beer on my headstone, I might be thirsty.
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