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Yesterday
on CBC radio the Toronto morning show host was interviewing one of the men who
was involved in the court case leading to the legalization of same-sex marriages
in Ontario. At the end of the interview, after the interviewee announced his
intention to get married that afternoon, the host finished up by saying
"well congratulations, it's a fairy tale come true." A group of World War II veterans have recently filed a class action suit in Federal District Court in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas, asking to be compensated by the United States Army for causing bodily harm to their persons when the cooks and mess sergeants were ordered to put saltpeter in their coffee. The veterans claim it is now beginning to affect their sex lives.True Fax! A Columbus Ohio newspaper ran a story about a library in Ohio that cannot access its own website. It seems the library was named after a prominent businessman in the town who had donated generously to the library. His name was Leo Flesh. The library installed NetNanny to block porn sites, and it won't let library computers go to the library's website because it is: www.fleshpublic.lib.oh.us It was reported that police in Gary Indiana pulled over Janet Jackson in a routine traffic stop today. They then issued her a ticket for having a headlight out. HEADLINES Multiple
twisters hit Kansas; tough new immigration laws in Munchkinland leave many
Kansans stranded at border "Survivor
8" to be a tournament of champions; "Survivor 9" to be a
tournament of remaining viewers Friendly
rather than aggressive behavior works best in seduction of female Hyenas;
"an' trust me, the study was nae' easy," says Scottish researcher
gingerly holding his badly-scarred genitals Sri
Lankan floods kill 141, wash thousands William
Bennett, author of "the Book of Virtues," admits to losing $8 million
playing Casino slot machines; defends actions by noting that "hey, all my
drinks were free!" Most
parents view their children's video game playing as positive, according to study
funded by video game industry; "This study was undoubtedly objective and
accurate," says study funded by polling industry Bush
files for re-election, vows to lose by wider gap this time 57-year-old
NYC woman dies of heart attack in police drug raid of wrong apartment; a
teary-eyed officer comments, "We felt so terrible that we couldn't even
concentrate enough to plant evidence"
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