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British to English Translator - Circulating the Web

To assist those of us who watch British television or have English friends but do not quite understand what they were saying, here is a British to English translator.

UK  US
biscuit cookie
scone biscuit
lump of dough scone
fag cigarette
homo fag
gay happy
socialist communist
Whig socialist
Tory democrat
right-wing Tory republican
green tree-hugging
bloke buddy
shag f*ck
oops f*ck
oh f*ck
jolly f*cking
very f*cking
really f*cking
quite f*cking
guy motherf*cker
bloody motherf*cking
darn motherf*cking
nude pornographic
nudity porn
flat apartment
lift elevator
chemists drug store
loo rest room
complain sue
chips fries
maize corn
corn grain
coffee espresso
tepid water coffee
cold water beer
tipsy drunk
drunk plastered
pissed dead drunk
annoyed pissed
irate postal
nice cool
cool cold
cold freezing
snow snowstorm
drizzle rainstorm
rain flood warning
light breeze windstorm
windy hurricane
foreign weather sunshine
brolly umbrella
telly TV
umpire referee
bowler pitcher
football soccer
bonnet hood
bobby cop

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