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| Charlotte Cumcatchers |
Texas Two-Fingers |
Florida Furburgers |
Los Angeles Lickers |
Chicago Bullriders |
Seattle Snappers |
| Boston Beavers |
Alabama Attention-Whores |
Florida Fly-Traps |
Arizona Axe Wounds |
Philadelphia Fake-O's |
Seattle Cellulites |
| Roanoke Rug Munchers |
Houston Hummers |
Tampa Trojans |
San Francisco 69'er's |
Pittsburgh Pills |
Washington Wide Loads |
| Richmond Rug Shavers |
Knoxville Knockers |
Denver Dominatri |
Pasadena Palimony (Mascot: Gloria Allred) |
Pennsylvania Pu-Nannies |
Maui Munchers |
| Boston Red Box |
Houston Hookers |
Salt Lake Sissies |
Fresno Flesh Tacos |
Milwaukee Menstruation |
Beaverton Swallows |
| Charlotte Sheetstains |
Houston Hoochie |
Denver Dickhiders |
California Coke-Whores |
Cleveland Carpetbaggers |
Alaskan Salmon |
| Trenton Twats |
Memphis Moaners |
Denver Diaphragms |
Arizona Mattress-Backs |
Minnesota Moneyshot |
Portland Pubics |
| Charlotte Cream Pies |
Dallas Deep Throats |
Fargo Foams |
Frisco F*cks |
Pittsburgh Prostitutes |
Seattle Seahags |
| Richmond Rags |
Saint Louis Strap-Ons |
Tampa Tuna |
Grand Canyon Gash |
Pittsburgh Puss |
Seattle Snatch |
| Rochester Rack |
Carolina Carpet Munchers |
Miami Muffins |
Montaray Mounds |
Cincinnati Sag |
Portland Pole Smokers |
| Virginia Vulva |
Missouri Mammograms |
Florida Filatio |
Anaheim Areolas |
Toledo Trim |
Seattle Sperm Receptacles |
| Scranton Screamers |
Louisville Lactate |
Florida Fur |
San Francisco Snatch |
Pittsburgh Pune |
Maui Muff Divers |
| Baltimore Bush |
Texas Tail |
Denver Discharge |
Pasadena Pre-Menstruals |
Cleveland Camel Toes |
Vancouver Vibrators |
| Carolina Crotch |
Houston Whores |
Miami Menses |
Berkley Douche |
Youngstown Yeast Infections |
Albany Abortions |
| Virginia Vibrators |
Louisiana Lip |
Jacksonville G-Spot |
Long Beach Lip |
Minneapolis Migraine |
Seattle Snail Tracks |
| Boston Boobs |
Texas Teasers |
Miami Menopause |
Golden State Gold Diggers |
Baltimore Bushwhackers |
Quebec Quim |
| Maine Gash |
Texas T & A |
Miami Mammaries |
Vegas Vulvas |
Cleveland Crop |
Washington Wisker Bisket (WB) |
| Virginia Vagitarians |
Texas Big'ns |
Tampa Tarts |
San Diego Sloppy Suckers |
Boulder Beavers |
Seattle Squirt |
| Carolina Cramp |
Texas Titillater's |
Florida Flow |
So-Cal Silicone |
Minnesota Maxi-Pad |
Edmonton Estrogen |
| New England Bearded Clams |
Wichita Wet Spots |
Orlando Ovaries |
California Escorts |
Minnesota Mood Swing |
Honolulu Hymen |
| Sacramento Screwers |
Georgia Spot (G-Spot) |
Florida Fallopians |
Sacramento Swallows |
Cincinnati C-Sections |
Hawaii Ho's |
| Buffalo Butt Floss |
Louisiana Lesbians |
Tampa Tampons |
Los Angeles Lickedy Split |
Milwaukee Milk Bags |
Honolulu Headaches |
| New England Clams |
Louisiana Lesbo's |
Denver D-Cups |
California Cat Fight |
Kansas City Kotex |
Seattle Sperm Burpers (Male Cheerleaders:
Sea-Men) |
| New Hampshire PAP-smears |
Jacksonville Jiggles |
Colorado Clitoris |
Arizona D-Cups |
Chicago Change |
Seattle C-Sections |
| Boston Bleeders |
Biloxi Blood |
Denver Dykes |
Utah Uterus |
Cleveland Cleavage |
Seattle See You Next Tuesday |
| Boston Bush |
Georgia Goo Gobblers |
Wisconsin Wenchs |
Arizona Areolas |
Pittsburgh Panties |
Oregon Orgasm |
| New York Nipples |
Mobile Muffs |
Montana Menopause |
Nevada Nags |
Cleveland See You Next Tuesday |
Portland PAP-smears |
| Boston Bitchs |
Georgia Gash |
Denver D-Bags |
California "Cunt"ry Girls |
Indiana Implant |
Portland Periods |
